Delilah: The Samson Version
Tim Hawkins

IMPACT at CIY 2009

Our Judeo-Christian Nation

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ACC Children's Ministry
Boomerang Express VBS

June 8-11th
6:30-8:45pm

Children (3yrs-6th Grade) will participate in dynamic Worship, play in some high-energy activities, create cool crafts, taste some "Outback" Snacks, and experience Jesus in an exciting adventure.

For info call (812)299-5450
e-mail:shansmithj316@yahoo.com

If the 10 Commandments Were Text Messaged by God
from ChurchCrunch - The Intersection of Technology and the Church by John Saddington

What if God had text messaged the 10 Commandments? It might look like this:

no1 b4 me. srsly.
dnt wrshp pix/idols
no omg’s
no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
pos ok - ur m&d r cool
dnt kill ppl
:-X only w/ m8
dnt steal
dnt lie re: bf
dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

[HT: McSweeney,

The Answer to Bad Attitudes...
Freddy Mays Attitude Ajuster

Great Job Phillip and Freddy!!! Looks like Lake Houston could sell a bundle of adjuster to desperate parents as long as they have an extra room in the house and a fridge to boot!!!

Awkward Questions About Jesus

Children's Ministry is always filled with awkward moments and questions. This video reminded me when all the girls in G-2 cried because I told them that "All Dogs Don't Go To Heaven!" They were crushed, and I felt terrible. It was even worse when I had to correct "Grandma's False Theology" about "Mr. Bunny" and "Mr. Ed the Horse".