Thursday, June 04, 2009

If the 10 Commandments Were Text Messaged by God
from ChurchCrunch - The Intersection of Technology and the Church by John Saddington

What if God had text messaged the 10 Commandments? It might look like this:

no1 b4 me. srsly.
dnt wrshp pix/idols
no omg’s
no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
pos ok - ur m&d r cool
dnt kill ppl
:-X only w/ m8
dnt steal
dnt lie re: bf
dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

[HT: McSweeney,

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

The Answer to Bad Attitudes...
Freddy Mays Attitude Ajuster

Great Job Phillip and Freddy!!! Looks like Lake Houston could sell a bundle of adjuster to desperate parents as long as they have an extra room in the house and a fridge to boot!!!